Our complete framework, a guided drafting tool built on it, and the self-coaching kit our clients use. For speakers who have the time and the nerve, and just want the structure.
All sales final · 20 drafting generations included · Credits toward the full program for 7 days
Twelve questions that pull out your real stories, your roast dial, your elder moment, and your natural voice. The same extraction our clients get.
A speech generated on our framework, in your words, with the memorize map already marked: the four lines you'll deliver with your eyes up.
Funnier, warmer, shorter, roast dialed down. Twenty generations to get it exactly right.
Your prep calendar computed from your wedding date, the pause and eye-contact rules on one page, and the video self-analysis prompt we use ourselves.
Your first line, your off-book beats, and your closing toast on one printable pocket card.
The full method in writing: force the silence, the first twenty seconds, the turn, the elder moment, and the rest.
| DIY Kit · $99 | Stage Ready · $2,500 | |
|---|---|---|
| The framework and structure | Yes | Yes |
| Speech drafted in your voice | Yes, guided tool | Yes, written with you |
| Memorize map | Yes | Yes |
| A human reviewing your footage | You, with our prompts | Three coaching sessions |
| Timestamped delivery notes | Self-serve | Before every session |
| Someone who's stood in front of 400 people | In writing only | Live, on your side |
Partly, and we won't pretend otherwise. The drafting tool runs on AI wrapped in our method: the structure, the rules, the roast limits, and the intake that makes it sound like you instead of like the internet.
Here's the honest part: the draft was always the cheapest piece of a great toast. What the kit can't do is watch your footage, hear you step on a laugh, or stand you in a room and fix your feet. That's the $2,401 difference, and we'd rather tell you now than have you find out on the night.
For 7 days after purchase, the full price of the kit credits toward any coaching package. Plenty of people buy the kit, record one rehearsal, watch it back, and make a different decision.
Credit valid 7 days from purchaseThe stories already happened. The kit just knows where they go.
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